House 整人罪证实录
When you are flirting with a pretty girl which you have already planed to say goodbye on the second morning or even sneak out of the bedroom. Then House comes to you, which makes you has a bad feeling that your sweet dream tonight is gonna be screwed up.
Here is the line:
House to Chase: Hey,how’s that anal fissure?
House to Chase: Did it heal yet,or is it still draining?
House to the Lady: Oh,I’m sorry.I didn’t realize you came back for seconds.
House to Chase: I figured that after that girl in the stairwell,you’d be done for the night.
Chase to the Lady : He’s joking.
House to the Lady: No adam’s apple,small hands.It’s no surprises this time.
The Lady to Chase: I’ll,see you later.
House to Chase:Got a case.
Chase: Well,you could’ve just said that.You didn’t have to screw with me.
House: but if I didn’t screw with you,you’d spend the whole night thinking you might get laid.
House: Which means you’d be useless.Better to extinguish all hope.
See the gay joke in it?
When Foreman(a black) wanted to write on the whiteboard about the complicted case.
House said:“there is a reason why they call it a whiteboard.”
Notice: when are not a boss and not a master of such kind of vicious jokes, do not try to do that.
To be continued…
